Today in the police are your friends: US Marshals get the wrong apartment, invade without a warrant, and hold an infant at the end of an assault rifle.

Today in the police are your friends: While looking for a Florida Man, the US Marshals get the wrong apartment, invade without a warrant, and hold an infant at the end of an assault rifle.

Bonus: They screamed “You’re lying, you’re lying! We know he’s here and you’re lying!” at the terrified mother, who they also had guns drawn on.

Remember when I said that the police just automatically scream over you and say that you’re lying? Case in point.

The US Marshals office had no comment for the news, so it’s unclear that they ever had a warrant. The incident was caught on the woman’s Ring doorbell.

Strange that they didn’t manage to get in touch with Amazon and have the video deleted before the woman could turn it over to the news.

I half-expected them to do that too. Then “She’s lying and here’s our story.”.

Some cops play copyrighted music while you record them so that it gets taken down by YouTube or Facebook.

Instead of acting professionally, they find ways to cover up their crimes and what was actually said or not.

People like my parents are basically statists most of the time.

The only reason they’d ever scream about something like this is, if it had been some right wing nutcase that went into the woods to get weird, not some single mom living in the city.